I Am Into This: A 2-Pound Cast Iron T-Rex Bottle Opener

February 15, 2019


This is the $40 cast iron t-rex bottle opener made by SUCK UK (but available on Amazon for $30). The solid cast iron t-rex measures 10.2″ x 4.7″ x 2.4″ and, like me, opens bottles with his teeth, not his hands. Plus it weighs a hefty two pounds, which means it can also double as a weapon in the event you find yourself fighting your roommate for the last beer in the fridge. Just make sure not to hit him too hard or you might find yourself in the same situation I'm in. "Which is?" Asking a stranger on the internet to help you dispose of a body. "Jesus, GW!" Well are you coming or not? I have nosy neighbors and this turd already stunk bad enough alive.

Keep going for a couple more shots while I have a panic attack every time I hear sirens.




Thanks to hairless, who agrees this is a tough purchase decision because, as cool as it is, $30 would also buy a fair amount of beer you can opener with an existing bottle opener.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Hey, anyone see @theqiwiman around lately? He would love this. I miss that guy.

  • Eric Ord

    I really feel like if I stopped posting on the Geekologie message boards no one would notice. Atheistgirl would just be happy I'm not bothering her anymore :'(

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  • Deksam

    True, hope he is doing well.
    His last post was 4 months ago...

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's some mighty fine creeping you done there.

  • Deksam

    Would you like to know his real name and address???

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  • Frédéric Purenne

    You simply have to go on his Disqus account and check the latest activity, no creeping required... ok maybe a little bit of creeping.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't want to know how to creep. Keep it in your pants. Or put on video. Either way... I'm not your dad.

  • Eric Ord

    Thanks to THE INTERNET!

  • Eric Ord
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