Guy Casually Crams Entire Slice Of Pizza In Mouth

February 27, 2019

Because dream and you can achieve, this is a short video of a guy channeling his inner Ninja Turtle (presumably Michelangelo) and eating an entire slice of pizza in one bite. Well, he doesn't actually eat the pizza in one bite, but he does manage to get the entire thing in his mouth. I've actually tried this several times myself, and every single time has ended with someone having to give me the Heimlich, and one time mouth-to-mouth. "You sure that wasn't just your dog trying to eat the pizza out of your mouth?" Please, I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of my distorted memories.

Keep going for the higher quality video.

Thanks to Carmen, who agrees that looked like a delicious slice too.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Quick! Somebody make it racial... I got nothing. He seems like a cool dude.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    He must've learned that trick from his girlfriend
    ...something like that?

  • GeneralDisorder

    That would be "gone sexual" bit I love it.

  • Designer1323

    Wow! Clearly someones cheat day!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Why was my comment reported as spam? It's a gif image, from "As Good as it Gets." Did the person who reported it even click it to see what it was first?

  • The_Wretched

    Is he open to dating men on weekends?

  • Douchy McDouche

    Chokes and dies off-camera.

  • Brooklyn11218

    What a waste of good pizza

  • Pfft....he's a lightweight. I can do it with a piece of Chicago-Style!

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