Game Changers: Indiegogo Campaign For A Hand Pump For Peanut Butter Jars

February 21, 2019

Say goodbye to your knives *throws knife into roommate's leg* because this is the Indiegogo campaign for the $25 Peanut Butter Pump, the brainchild of inventor Andrew Scherer. The pump attaches to any standard 40-ounce jar of smooth or crunchy peanut butter (not malt liquor or penises), and can be hand-pumped to dispense the jar's contents, all the while creating enough suction to perfectly clean the sides of the jar as its used. Impressive! It also comes with two nozzles: a flat ribbon nozzle for covering max bread real estate when you're making a sandwich, and a stream-style nozzle for making smaller snacks like ants-on-a-log. Now as I'm sure anybody who knows me intimately is aware (along with a bunch of strangers on the internet now), peanut butter is my go-to midnight snack. "It's true, he gets up like four times throughout the night and always comes back to bed smelling like peanut butter." And? "And chocolate milk." That's correct. Sometimes I'll eat a Greek yogurt or blast some spray-cheese straight down my gullet, but usually it's just peanut butter and chocolate milk. What can I say -- I'm a creature of habit. "He's a peanut butter monster." Honey I'm pretty sure these folks don't want to hear us have the monsters are creatures too argument again.

Keep going for an infomercial style video.

Thanks to my friend Amelie, who can't wait for our first peanut butter party.

  • Tim D

    These already existed in the restaurant business. Peanut Butter shakes and sundaes are just easier this way. We have had them at my restaurant for at least 6 years now. They are slightly larger for larger containers but its the same idea.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    that would only work with the thinnest and most artificial of all vegetable oil based "peanutflavored butteryspread"

  • The_Wretched

    Does noone own a spoon? Back of spoon = really good at handling peanut butter.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Does it work with lube? Asking for a friend.

  • captaindash

    It says right in the article you can use it with smooth or chunky (depending if you want to exfoliate while you whack).

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yes. As long as the lube is less viscous than the PB and viscous enough that it doesn't just dribble back down the intake tube...

    I mean, this isn't even a question of materials (granted some lubricants can eat away at rubbers and plastics so the useful life may be reduced).

  • Munihausen

    This should help the obesity epidemic.

  • captaindash

    I was rolling my eyes until I read "ants on a log"

    *slowly pulls credit card out*

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  • stuffsticks

    Will probably work for that Palm oil scum they call Peanut butter in the states but I can't see this working with any "real" peanut butter

  • Bling Nye

    Username checks out.

  • Ollie Williams

    I'd get it if it somehow worked with natural peanut butter. Alas, it does not.

  • Tigerh8r

    If you don't mix it then it will work for about half of the jar...

  • Frédéric Purenne

    It's... funded... FFS people!

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