Classic: The Ol' Kick A Beer Bottle Open Trick

February 20, 2019


Note: Hey guys, I've been dealing with a sickness and need to go to the doctor today even though I hate going to the doctor because he always tries experimenting on me to secretly make me worse but I'm gonna do what I can but I'll be back tomorrow for sure and maybe make it up to you with some weekend writing provided I'm still alive and the pharmacy at the grocery store accepts my Blockbuster card for insurance.

This is a short video of an Australian man casually kicking a Corona bottle open, using the cap of another beer for leverage. Impressive, but what about the other bottle? How are you gonna open that one to drink? Beers don't come in pairs for no reason, you know.

Keep going for the video while I wish I could be half as excited as the guy filming about anything in life.

Thanks to Linby, who only punches his beers open like a true ninja.

  • Deksam

    GW 1st get well ASAP!
    I'm 5th!

  • All good GW, all these Captain Marvel ads are keeping me entertained in the meantime!

  • ChungLingSoo

    This is what the 1500 year old Shaolin Temple of China is reduced to teaching to pay the bills.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    yeah but that Corona sponsorship is paying off

  • Bling Nye

    "Hope you feel better soon," but we all know every time you get "sick" and go missing, you're actually replaced with another GW. Frankly I'm amazed at how many people there are with dino fetishes, robot phobias and galactic dongs.

    Well shit, I should apply to be GW... then when I'm deemed 'used up' my corpse can be thrown on the pile of all the former GW's and we'll gloriously decompose in our mingled fluids.

    The only thing standing between me and my dreams is sleep!

  • sizzlepants

    I always thought "sick / visiting the doctor" meant - I'm hungover as balls and can't look at a screen right now.

  • Bling Nye

    Potayto, potahto.

    Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Sorry you are feeling sick, again, GW! feel better soon... =)

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