(UPDATED) '50 Shades Of Maple Glen': Pennsylvania Home For Sale Comes Complete With 'Private Adult Sexual Oasis'

February 8, 2019

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This is the $750,000 home recently listed for sale on Redfin located at 1612 Norristown Road in Maple Glen, Pennsylvania (15 miles outside Philadelphia) that comes complete with 5 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, a gourmet kitchen, billiard room, exercise room, 3 fireplaces, and, oh yeah, an adult kink room in the basement that includes *eyeing real estate photos* honestly I have no clue what I'm looking at or how to use it without having to call an ambulance. Some more info while I whip myself silly with a Twizzler:

Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. Home currently is being offered as an Air B & B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays & $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment.

Ah yes, the ol' Airbnb sex basement. I wonder what the cleaning deposit is. Honestly, at first I thought maybe the home had just staged for a very specific type of buyer, but now I see it's actually been making money being rented for Eyes Wide Shut retreats. Soooo.... "Airbnb it before it's sold?" Exactly, but we'll have to use your account, I got banned for burning down a condo in Palm Springs.

UPDATE: Video tour of basement added!

Keep going for one more shot of the kink room and of the very unassuming exterior. Also, I thought the suit of armor in the corner was a nice touch to remind visitors that what happens in Maple Glen stays in Maple Glen.

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Thanks to Joe M, who mentioned living only about an hour away from the house, but unfortunately didn't mention anything about going halfsies on it.

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