(UPDATED) '50 Shades Of Maple Glen': Pennsylvania Home For Sale Comes Complete With 'Private Adult Sexual Oasis'

February 8, 2019

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This is the $750,000 home recently listed for sale on Redfin located at 1612 Norristown Road in Maple Glen, Pennsylvania (15 miles outside Philadelphia) that comes complete with 5 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, a gourmet kitchen, billiard room, exercise room, 3 fireplaces, and, oh yeah, an adult kink room in the basement that includes *eyeing real estate photos* honestly I have no clue what I'm looking at or how to use it without having to call an ambulance. Some more info while I whip myself silly with a Twizzler:

Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. Home currently is being offered as an Air B & B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays & $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment.

Ah yes, the ol' Airbnb sex basement. I wonder what the cleaning deposit is. Honestly, at first I thought maybe the home had just staged for a very specific type of buyer, but now I see it's actually been making money being rented for Eyes Wide Shut retreats. Soooo.... "Airbnb it before it's sold?" Exactly, but we'll have to use your account, I got banned for burning down a condo in Palm Springs.

UPDATE: Video tour of basement added!

Keep going for one more shot of the kink room and of the very unassuming exterior. Also, I thought the suit of armor in the corner was a nice touch to remind visitors that what happens in Maple Glen stays in Maple Glen.

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Thanks to Joe M, who mentioned living only about an hour away from the house, but unfortunately didn't mention anything about going halfsies on it.

  • Ghost Pirates

    POORLY DECORATED sex oasis you mean.

  • AlimiraQuinn

    but does it have a glory hole

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    All in all, that's a much better looking sex dungeon than anything I'd come up with. I suppose that "Secluded Sex Cabin in the Woods" just can't compete.

  • How do you have 2.5 bathrooms?

  • Megatron Jenkins

    A half-bath is a toilet and sink. Full-bath adds a shower.

  • How is it a bathroom if there's no bath in it?
    https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • Douchy McDouche

    "walk-out basement"
    After what goes on in there I imagine it's more of a "hobble/crawl-out basement".

  • The_Wretched

    That's why there's a bed to recover on.

  • Bling Nye

    If you play your cards right.

  • Closet Nerd

    Just checked out the listing (for research purposes) and apparently they removed the sex dungeon photos from the listing....

  • Closet Nerd

    Only 39 minutes from new job, but was only 17 minutes from my last job!

  • Geekologie

    get rehired and take lunches there

  • Closet Nerd

    Spoken like a true genius!

  • Bling Nye

    House w/ kink dungeon for sale: No problem.

    House w/ kink dungeon used for airbnb prior to/while on sale: ...Eeeww, no thanks.

  • FearlessFarris

    Either way, gonna need the realtor to throw in some Clorox Wipes.

  • The_Wretched

    Should be standard at every party I've been too. The host has them and condoms and trashcans with liners for obvious reasons.

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