You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat: Custom Sculpted Jaws Baby Bed

January 7, 2019

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This is the custom Jaws themed baby bed created by sculptor Joseph Reginella for a newborn nephew, which was inspired by Quint's death scene from the movie. As far as baby beds go, this is definitely the sharkiest one I've seen. Plus now that Joseph's nephew has outgrown the boat, it's become a cat bed (picture after the jump). Double life! Reduce, reuse, recycle. Gosh it seems like only yesterday I outgrew my baby bed and my parents decided I was old enough to start sleeping in the open trunk of the car in the garage. *inhaling deeply* You think that's why I love the smell of gasoline and tires so much?

Keep going for a shot of a cat in it on the floor.

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Thanks to Clint, who informed me there's an 95% chance that kid is gonna grow up to be afraid of the ocean.

  • Jenness

    It'll be interesting to see what type of person that kid grows up to be.

  • Munihausen

    karchariaphobic, likely.

  • Jenness

    Ahhhh I looked it up, nothing. Then said it outloud in different ways until I got it. Heh.

  • Munihausen

    Just putting Greek roots together, though that should be the most accurate (despite not showing up anywhere). I see fear of sharks as selachophobia (which is really would include fear of rays as well) and galeophobia (which is fear of, specifically, dog fish, a type of shark.

    Cool bed, anyway.

  • The_Wretched

    Probably an actor / amateur boxer.

  • Eric Ord

    He'll normalize his abuse in his mind by recreating his abuser's behavior when he has the opportunity, i.e. he'll eat a boat

  • Bling Nye

    Missed the 4 year anniversary by one day... https://geekologie.com/2015...

    But who was it built for? Joeseph's friends' kid? His own kid?

    "Reduce, reuse, recycle" ... clevvvver...

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Sure, but this time with a pic of a cat!

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