Whee, I'm A Log!: POV Footage Of A Piece Of Lumber Passing Through A Sawmill

January 2, 2019

This is some point-of-view footage of what a piece of lumber experiences as it passes through the RedStag Timber sawmill in New Zealand, getting cut along the way. And what an exhilarating ride it was! I've never felt more like a two-by-four in my entire life. 4/5 would wait up to an hour to ride at Six Flags.

Keep going for the whole video while I daydream I've reached my final form as a rocking chair outside Cracker Barrel.

Thanks to me, for being the bumpiest bump on a log that ever was.

  • digidude

    Nyah ha ha ha ha (twirling my mustache)! Snidley Whiplash wins a-GAIN!

  • Munihausen

    So vaginal.

  • It's nothing like my vagina.

  • The_Wretched

    Protip: wait a few years before visiting the robobrothel.

  • Mark

    That was fun! And I could feel, and see! the lbs being shed from me.

  • Closet Nerd

    I got WOOD....

  • Bling Nye

    I dunno, I was pretty board by the end.

  • Ollie Williams

    Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.

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