What A Time To Be Alive: A Pressurized Beer Bong

January 24, 2019

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Because gravity clearly doesn't work fast enough for some partygoers, this is the Q-bong pressurized beer bong ($20 from Amazon). You just fill the reservoir with up to 32-ounces of beer (challenge accepted), pump the air bulb to your desired beer-pressure, press the trigger valve AND PREPARE TO CHUG-A-LUG. No word if the Q-bong is also Jell-O shot compatible, but you can rest assured someone plans on finding out. "Is that someone you?" Ha -- nice try, mom! I'd recognize your voice anywhere.

Keep going for one more picture taken straight from the company's college business class Powerpoint presentation, as well as a video of a Ryan Reynolds/Lance Armstrong hybrid demonstrating how to Q-bong a Coors Light.

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Thanks to hairless, who agrees you don't see beer bongs in those 'Drink Responsibly' beer ads for a reason.

  • I loved walking in to Home Depot at the age of about 19 and asking where they sell large funnels and having the guy say "So we're making a beer bong. Follow me." He proceeded to enlighten us on more physics and fluid dynamics than my high school years combined. For a moment, he was Yoda. And he knew it. We soaked it up like a sponge and make two of the most bodacious fuck-off bongs you can believe.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I like how they hired a mouse to do the voice work for the video. Great job guys. Seriously, how hard is it to get a microphone that works, or film indoors or project your voice a little... Anything really. Just stop being a mousy voiced idiot for the YouTubes.

  • Douchy McDouche

    I didn't really read anything in the article but wouldn't it make more sense to call that catheter bag P-Bong?

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Anyone else think it's super weird we made it illegal for parents to teach their kids how to drink responsibly before sending them to collage? ....or, idk, giving them car keys? No, just me?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I learned somewhere that age 21 was chosen because in medieval england knights mostly stopped growing by age 21 and until then they weren't allowed to commission their own armor or be considered full fledged knights. Until then they were only allowed to be a page or squire (although if they rose all the way through the ranks they could be dubbed from age 18 to 21).

    And then there's the whole brain development argument and growth hormones... But yeah, I feel like 16 is a good age to allow alcohol consumption if supervised by a parent, guardian or responsible adult of at least 30.

  • Bling Nye

    I know, it's fucked up, I love drunk collaging.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I'm guessing the goal is to taste as little as possible the beer used to do this... with no fault to users for not wanting to taste American beer.

  • Bling Nye

    Longer tube for butt chugging sold separately.

  • Closet Nerd

    When i was an alcoholic in college we didn't have fancy beer bongs... just a tube and a funnel

  • GeneralDisorder

    When I was in college I spent all my money on weed so I couldn't afford to get drunk.

  • Closet Nerd

    "Man, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit? We could have been hanging out months ago!"

  • Bling Nye

    Same here, until I lost it in the snow on the way to school, barefoot, somewhere uphill.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I know a guy with a desil flame thrower can help you find it!

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