Storage Soles, Foam Shoe Inserts With A Hidden Compartment

January 4, 2019

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These are $30 Storage Soles, a pair of foam shoe inserts with small removable hidden compartments on the bottom for stashing cash, keys, drugs, or GOVERNMENT SECRETS (hopefully alien stuff!). The inserts are only available in size 12, but are marked to be cut all the way down to a size 8. You a size 7 or below? Looks like you're still stuck hiding things in your butt like a normal person. PROTIP: Always leave a string hanging out. Trust me, you'll thank me when you're locked out of your apartment but don't need to go.

Keep going for several more shots, including one of somebody who clearly doesn't want anybody finding their Advil and Tylenol and daily multivitamin.

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Thanks to Chris C, who just had his mom sew little pockets into all his underwear.

  • Douchy McDouche

    That awkward moment when you have to take your shoe off to pay for something in a store. Is there a version with RFID chip so I can just swing my foot by the card reader?

  • I think I'll just keep storing stuff in my bra instead.

  • Bling Nye
  • lushkneebumbuild

    i once had a nike shoe that i only later discovered had a 'hidden' compartment like this under the insert (cut down into the sole not part of the insert like here), never knew what it was for at the time. later heard it was for a pedometer

    edit- https://www.sportsrec.com/5...

  • Chris

    Coming soon to a plane-hijacking near you.

  • Deksam

    Right now the islamic shoe bomber's father is salivating while ordering up a whole bunch for all his 61 kids and his 6 teen wives. Thank goodness the telemarketer can not understand a word he says and he's broke as hell.

  • Talon184

    This looks...uncomfortable

  • The emergency cab fare I get, in case you're robbed. Even the medication kind of makes sense, if you have some you need to take daily and want an emergency stash, also in case you get robbed. But is the idea with the key that it just permanently lives in your shoe? Do enough people lose their keys for that to be needed? My emergency key has only be utilized when someone else needed access to my house when I wasn't there, so this really wouldn't be helpful.

  • The_Wretched

    How does it go with sniffer dogs? Asking for a friend.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Boy am I glad they put pills in the promo photos because that's exactly what I had in mind. Or LSD. Maybe just soak the whole sole in LSD. That sounds like a fun week or six.

  • Eric Ord

    I'm going to get these to carry my cyanide pills that I'm going to use to kill myself because the guy I'm working with called in tonight and they didn't call off the job, I'm just working twice as long.

  • Douchy McDouche

    You don't need cyanide pills. Your life is already doing a pretty good job at killing you.

  • Eric Ord
  • Bling Nye
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