Real Products That Exist: A Ceramic Batman Bat Symbol Party Snack Serving Tray

January 3, 2019


Because somebody somewhere out there has just waiting to throw the fanciest Batman themed birthday party in all of history, this is the $12 Batman Ceramic Serving Platter available on Amazon. The 14" x 10" ceramic tray is both dishwasher and microwave safe (for once) and apparently perfect for holding a variety of the cheapest pepperoni, cheese and crackers you can find for your party guests (but please, no pretzels -- I hate pretzels). Plus it doubles as a pet food bowl whenever you're not throwing parties. That's what almost all my serving dishes do.
*watches everybody at party spit appetizers into their hands* I'M JOKING. I'm not though plus that queso dip bowl was an emergency bedpan once.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Ryan L, who informed me that's one of the saddest looking snack assortments he's ever seen. Are you kidding me? Minus the pretzels that looks deluxe.

  • Now they need to make a smaller Robin symbol bowl for dip/hummus to go with it.
    Am I the only one surprised this is microwave safe?

  • Frédéric Purenne

    "Producer : We need to fill the platter for the promo picture.
    Staffer : Ok, I'll go get it. Do you have some money or a corporate credit card for the groceries?
    Producer : No need! Here's 10 bucks, there's a convenience store on the next corner.
    Staffer : Hum.... You want chips?
    Producer : Nope, I want a type of breed, cheese and meat... and maybe some crackers!"

  • Bling Nye

    They know their target demographic, that's for sure.

  • Jenness

    This is exactly what happened

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