Real Products That Exist: A Ceramic Batman Bat Symbol Party Snack Serving Tray

January 3, 2019

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Because somebody somewhere out there has just waiting to throw the fanciest Batman themed birthday party in all of history, this is the $12 Batman Ceramic Serving Platter available on Amazon. The 14" x 10" ceramic tray is both dishwasher and microwave safe (for once) and apparently perfect for holding a variety of the cheapest pepperoni, cheese and crackers you can find for your party guests (but please, no pretzels -- I hate pretzels). Plus it doubles as a pet food bowl whenever you're not throwing parties. That's what almost all my serving dishes do.
*watches everybody at party spit appetizers into their hands* I'M JOKING. I'm not though plus that queso dip bowl was an emergency bedpan once.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Ryan L, who informed me that's one of the saddest looking snack assortments he's ever seen. Are you kidding me? Minus the pretzels that looks deluxe.

  • Now they need to make a smaller Robin symbol bowl for dip/hummus to go with it.
    Am I the only one surprised this is microwave safe?

  • Frédéric Purenne

    "Producer : We need to fill the platter for the promo picture.
    Staffer : Ok, I'll go get it. Do you have some money or a corporate credit card for the groceries?
    Producer : No need! Here's 10 bucks, there's a convenience store on the next corner.
    Staffer : Hum.... You want chips?
    Producer : Nope, I want a type of breed, cheese and meat... and maybe some crackers!"

  • Bling Nye

    They know their target demographic, that's for sure.

  • Jenness

    This is exactly what happened

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