Real Products That Exist: $33 Decorative Unicorn Skulls

January 16, 2019

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This is the $33 'Ancient Fossil Unicorn Skull Sculpture Rare Mythical Creature Skeleton Model Great Decor For Archaeologists Excavation Adventurers And Collectors' from Ebros Gifts and available on Amazon. Each resin skull is hand-painted and polished and measures about 11-inches tall, 9-inches long and 5-inches wide. Considering an average size horse skull is around 22-inches long, this must have been a very young unicorn. And that's heartbreaking -- it was never even old enough to realize its full magical potential before being killed. "You're joking, right?" About what? "What part of 'sculpture,' 'model,' 'resin,' and 'hand-painted and polished' did you not understand?" Any of it really.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who informed me she has an ogre skull on her fireplace mantle. Now that I want.

  • The_Wretched

    Boo, the horn isn't integrated. It's just stuck in a bore hole. Not exciting.

  • James Mcelroy

    I like how the horn grows right out from inside the skull.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You're right. It's like a parasitic snail burrowing into a horse head.

  • Deksam

    Hot topic here...
    LAST...???
    https://media.tenor.com/ima...

  • Eric Ord

    FIRST

    PS A unicorn, huh? Like a Geekologie message boards where Meh fucks off and also atheistgirl likes me...

  • Deksam

    She might dig you if you got impaled by that thing and died badly, It seems I may know her better then you.

  • Eric Ord

    See, I didn't even DO anything to you! Why are you LIKE this?!

    EVERYBODY LOOK! THIS IS WHAT DESKAM DOES WHEN YOU'RE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

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