Over The Line!: Woman Bites It Hard While Bowling

January 2, 2019

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This is a short video of a woman bowling who, desperate not to step over the line, winds up losing her balance, stepping into the gutter, then proceeds to slip and try to shine her teeth with the alley wax on the lane next to hers. Still, it looks like she did get eight pins. Granted those pins don't count because she was over the line, but she did get them. Now if you just hold on a second, I think I saw a coupon for dental bridges in the paper.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Lucinda, who wants to know if this was a league game that decides who enters the next round robin.

  • Deksam

    She got Munsoned hard.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've gone bowling a lot since I was probably 4 years old. I was in a league until I was thoroughly sick of my Saturdays being occupied by boring commitments...

    I lived about a ten minute walk from the bowling alley and it was fucking great! Except it was kinda costly going bowling all the time so eventually (when my parents said pay for it yourself) I stopped going.

    I've gone bowling drunk since I turned 21 as well. No matter how many times and what state I was in I've never managed to fall into the lane like an idiot. I don't get how people are so uncoordinated.

  • stuffsticks

    Well that's it entirely.. People are just utterly uncoordinated nowadays because there is no mandatory PE in schools so nobody even knows how to do anything physical anymore.

    One of my favourite videos online is the fat moron losing his balance on a skateboard and ends up running into a parked car at what I assume is the fastest his stumpy legs have gone in decades.

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I love that video... Classic. Actually the entire subreddit /r/fatpeoplefallingover was good fun. I don't know if it's still a thing anymore.

  • Mark

    She never stepped over the line!

    She stepped over all of the other lines, but thats ok!!

  • DudeAbiding

    Mark it zero dude.

  • Munihausen

    Am I the only one who gives a sht about the rules?

  • ...slow news day?

  • Talon184

    My teachers always predicted I'd wind up in the gutter. I don't think this is what they meant though.

  • Closet Nerd

    "Ouch Town, Population: YOU!!!"

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