Oh, You Know, Just An Egret Bird Surfing An Alligator

January 2, 2019

This is a short video from Gatorland in Orlando, Florida, of a great egret casually surfing on the tail of an alligator as it swims around the swamp. It's kinda crazy to watch because you know they're there and they have to be ridiculously huge, but you can't see the bird's balls. "You really are an idiot, you know that?" Hey I'm not the one surfing an alligator.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Davie W, who agrees you ain't a real great egret until you've surfed two gators, one foot on each.

  • Jenness

    That's a lot of big alligators in one place. Some meeting occurred - crowning of the Egret as King perhaps?

  • IkedaT

    Place is called "Gatorland" it's literally a zoo for Gators. And if you think that's alot... you should come down here during dry season. Easily see 3-400 of them all laying everywhere.

  • Jenness

    I think I'll pass on that. I'll just see if they have a webcam and view it from a safe distance away.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Use a varmint rifle for a clean kill.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Unfortunately relevant: https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4

    But you've already heard so... you know.

    Edit: Alright, I did it! Better link... http://youtubedoubler.com/?...

  • Ollie Williams

    You are my spirit animal. Came here to post the same thing, though... the Family Guy version.

  • Closet Nerd

    Live you life with "No Egrets"

  • Bling Nye

    ...and lots of Great tits.

  • Munihausen

    Livin' the dream.

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