Officially Licensed Full-Scale Jim Henson's Labyrinth Door Knockers

January 18, 2019


These are the officially licensed, full-scale door knocker replicas (both 14-inches wide -- they're big knockers) of the ones in Jim Henson's Labyrinth available for pre-order today from Chronicle Collectibles. Unfortunately they aren't animatronic and don't talk like the ones in the movie, which, for $399 apiece or $625 for a set of two, I think we can all agree they should. Also who even has a front door grand enough for a 14-inch door knocker, and can I come live with you as a pet? "Not a chance." But what if I told you I was the babe? "What babe?" The babe with the power. "What power?" The power to eat out of a dog bowl and do whatever you say, now have we got a deal or what?

Keep going for a bunch more shots, including one with a hand for size reference. I told you they were big knockers.








Thanks to carey, who agrees for $400 they should probably come with an integrated Ring doorbell cam.

  • I find it a little odd that the store selling them lists the dimensions but not the weight. Not that I'll ever be in the market for a $400 door knocker, but for someone who is, wouldn't weight be a potential issue? I had a friend try to hang a way-too-heavy wreath on their door one holiday that ended up ripping the hook (and a chunk of wood) out of their front door.

  • Talon184

    Not the sort of knockers I tend to search for in the Internet

  • GeneralDisorder

    Sadly no officially licensed fart knockers. Disappointing.

  • Beard
  • Closet Nerd

    Nice Knockers!!!!
    When you buy a house, make sure they can necessitate these

  • Bling Nye

    She's gotta be a brick house.

  • Bling Nye

    I love a good pair of big knockers.

  • Meh

    Awesome stuff, that movie was great.

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