This is a video of bottled water's public enemy #1 Donovan Phillips slicing through 28 plastic bottles with a single knife swing to set the unofficial world record. And what a crowd turnout! That one guy is even paying attention. If I didn't know any better I'd swear this was at the Super Bowl. And I don't know any better, so where are all the funny commercials? "They don't play the commercials AT the game, they're only on television." Whaaaaat -- is that true? "Yes." I knew that. Is that for real true though?
Keep going for the whole video, complete with peacock strut.
Thanks to RD, who agrees ol' Donovan here is probably only a year or two of training away from 30 bottles.