Kid Eats It Hard After Inhaling Too Much Helium

January 11, 2019

This is some home security-cam footage of a kid at a birthday party that I wasn't invited to hitting a helium balloon a little too hard and getting light-headed and proceeding to fall flat on his face. At least he didn't land in the fire. Also, I'm not 100% convinced this wasn't an assassination attempt disguised as a helium overdose (actually an oxygen underdose), because not a single person watching seems to give a shit this kid just tried to eat the deck. *reminiscing unfondly* Reminds me of my own family. You know how many stitches I got growing up? None, not even when I really needed them.

Keep going for the video, complete with clown music while I speculate if security-cam videos are the new home movies.

Thanks again to hairless, who's convinced helium is a gateway drug.

  • Wooder

    Helium might be a gateway drug to chloroform/ether and paint spray cans...
    Gravity always wins with these choices...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Don't do drugs, children... Or do... Whatever. I'm not your dad.

  • DC Madman

    My hit off a legal blunt at a party on the 4th of July was much more spectacular. Went down like a sack of coughing potatoes.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Coughing Potatoes sounds like a ska band.

  • Bling Nye

    Opening for Skankin' Pickle and Mustard Plug.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i learned this lesson when i was younger: don't inhale from the foil/mylar balloons. i think they put something else in there that makes them last longer or something. i inhaled one on my birthday as a kid and similarly almost passed out. never had a problem with the regular balloons tho.

  • Closet Nerd

    Huffing 101: Stay away from open fire pits

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's okay. Helium isn't flammable.

  • Closet Nerd

    Its not the helium i'm worried about, its the faceplant into a fire pit that worries me.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You're worrying about the wrong things. You should do like most people and worry about irrelevant but scarier things. Like terrorists. And lizard people

  • Mark

    lol...don't anybody get up and help the kid that just face planted or anything.

  • PUNX

    that how you toughen kids up. they are pretty wimpy nowadays because you cant hit them anymore like back in the days.
    just rub a little dirt on it and get back to business.

  • Ollie Williams

    The coddling needs to stop.

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