Threading The Needle: Jumping Off A 35-Foot Cliff Into Hole Cut In A Frozen Lake

January 2, 2019

2019 -- we made it. I feel like we just fought our way through the last wave of enemies to the final boss with zero lives left and only a quarter bottle of mana potion we bought from a disreputable rogue in a tavern. Bring it! This is a video of a Finnish youth cutting a hole in a frozen lake, then jumping off a 35-foot cliff into said hole, leading at least one blogger to speculate they don't have video games in Finland, or they do but it gets so cold in the winter that the controller buttons stick making them too frustrating to play. There's just no other excuse for this sort of behavior.

Keep going for the whole video while I surround myself with space heaters and try to rise from the ashes of my winter coat.

Thanks to Cliff S, who agrees there's nothing worse than jumping into a hole in a frozen lake then getting disoriented and not being able to find the hole out because then you die and your Youtube video wasn't really going to get that many hits anyways.

  • I'd like to volunteer to warm them both up.

  • Bling Nye
  • Douchy McDouche

    Jumping off a cliff into a huge frozen hole. Yeah, that's what sex with my wife is like. It leaves you scared, cold and gasping for air.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    so if you fail you've shattered your legs and if you succeed you've dunked your balls in icewater

    wheres the upside?

  • Douchy McDouche

    It makes you cool.

  • Closet Nerd

    "The water was cold!"
    "Elaine, do women know about 'shrinkage'?"

  • Corky McButterpants

    @1:33 urwelcome

  • The_Wretched

    That's a very square hole.

  • GeneralDisorder

    In the RSS reader preview I thought it was a piece of toast on a counter-top and wondered what in the holy fuck that article was about.

  • Bling Nye

    Round peg something something.

  • Closet Nerd

    This is exactly why women live longer than men

  • Douchy McDouche

    No, it's because men are out there doing all the hard work, while they sit at home posting "#metoo".

  • Geekologie


  • Geekologie

    (unless you're a cat)

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