Holy Smokes!: Video Of Booby-Trapped Staircase At Meth House

January 24, 2019

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Because even meth-heads watched Home Alone growing up, this is a video from an alleged meth house (I believe it) where some demolition/construction workers discovered a staircase booby trapped with a knife attached to a swinging crutch. Admittedly, inventive. Also: terrifying. So, the next time you're wondering how to protect your makeshift meth lab from intruders, just ask yourself -- what would Kevin McAllister do? Then don't do that and get your shit together, Jesus, what the hell's the matter with you?

Keep going for the full video demo, and please, don't do meth.

Thanks to Courty, for inspiring me to Home Alone my own apartment and irreparably mangle myself on the way to the fridge tonight.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    if i do meth will i be able to make things like that too?

  • Deksam

    There is a crook that keeps breaking into my place while I'm snowbirding it in the USA. I could easily booby-trap my door with a cheap crossbow, but I figure even though he ripped me off for 1000s it is not worth the blood on my floor, especially in Canada where the person who is being robbed has way less rights then the robber.
    Yes, I do have video and do know what he looks like and the police were notified.

  • securitywyrm

    The robber only has more rights than the resident if the police find the body. It's not like the robber told anyone which house they'd be breaking into.

  • Deksam

    Very True.

  • Geekologie

    I'll watch your place for you

  • Douchy McDouche

    Wow, I didn't know meth boosts people's engineering capabilities. That was an impressive contraption.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Interesting, I never thought to try and Home Alone some Autobot scum.

    Nah, that's some Starscream shit.

  • @reallyrealDonald

    Meth? Home Alone booby traps? Are we sure this wasn't actually Macaulay Culkin's residence.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That dude's got serious money. He would have a way nicer meth house with more interesting and elaborate traps.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    not just more interesting and elaborate, more sadistic. saw movies were stealth sequels showing the kid all grown up

  • Closet Nerd

    Doesn't this guy remember there was more than one paint can?!

  • Closet Nerd

    Whaaaaaaat?!

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    Viral marketing for the new Home Alone sequel.

  • The_Wretched

    Aside from the general risk of forgetting which step you're on and such, it's entirely illegal to booby trap your private property. (katko 1971)

  • lushkneebumbuild

    >Aside from the general risk of forgetting which step you're on and such

    the one who made the trap is 160cm tall, they just walk under it, that's why it's set at face-stabbing height instead of crotch

  • lushkneebumbuild

    except razorwire for some reason

  • Konstantin

    So is making and distributing meth. What's your point?

  • Eric Ord

    This is why if atheistgirl ever goes out on a date with me, I'll be REALLY CAREFUL going back to her place (or what she says is her place) if she tells me to go first...

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