Dying From Dysentery On The Cheap: Handheld Oregon Trail Video Game Now Just $10

January 22, 2019


This is The Oregon Trial handheld video game, made to look like an old Mac computer. It's currently on sale for only ten dollars (regularly $25) on Amazon and Target, is about 6-inches tall, requires 3 AA batteries (included), and plays true to the 1980's version of the game. That's weird, when I first played The Oregon Trial I don't remember so many vibrant colors. I only remember one color -- green. I also remember my family dying a lot. It's cool though they were just a burden anyways. It's everybody for themselves on the trail -- that was my motto.

Thanks again to Closet Nerd, who, for three tips in a single day, receives a gold star sticker and a coupon (handmade by yours truly) for a box of five cheese pizza, Philly cheesesteak, or chicken, broccoli and cheddar Hot Pockets. Eat them proudly.

  • Closet Nerd

    GW, you have my address. Can't wait for my coupon. Not sure which type I'll get.
    [At the store]
    "WTF do you mean this coupon isn't valid?!
    Don't you know this is from a celebrity?!"

  • Douchy McDouche

    So I can play this or RDR2. This or RDR2. Hmmm....

  • Jenness

    This is so worth it.

  • Doog

    The thing I remember most about Ordere Trail was having to leave a ton of meat behind because I shot to many bison and always rolling the dice on river crossings.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    that basically sums up actual US history on the frontier

  • typowned

    Oregon Trial? What did you do GW?!?! Is this why you have been absent so much lately?

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    What the fuck have you done lately Steve?

  • Eric Ord

    You talk so much shit your mouth is plugged up.

  • Closet Nerd

    A better way to phrase that would be, "You talk so much shit, your asshole is jealous"

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