Dreams Really Do Come True: Limited Edition Chocolate Peanut Butter Milk

January 31, 2019


Because sometimes if you pray really hard before bed God will finally throw you a bone, this is the Limited Edition Chocolate Peanut Butter Milk available starting today (January 31st) from Turner's in Pennsylvania. Another company, Rutter's, is also releasing their own take on the flavor in the Pennsylvania area on February 2nd. After all, why shouldn't you be able to drink your Easter candy? Of course if you're anything like me, you've already been making your own chocolate peanut butter milk your entire life. "How do you make that?" The exact same way I make anything else -- finishing all my chores then asking my mom nicely.

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who, shhhhhhhh -- you hear that? "Sounds like your diet failing." FACT.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    I use this to wash down my dozen Cadbury Eggs every morning

  • afoolzerrand.com

    Ooh-- looking forward to it, but the 2% reduced fat is a curious move-- Prairie Farms and Hiland Dairy in the midwest both do a (full fat / whole) Peanut Butter Chocolate Milk. Reduced fat is always a compromise, and not one I enjoy making

  • ian

    I want this so badly right now.

  • Doog

    Someone please buy this, try it, and let me know if it's any good. I really want to try it but I can't handle being let down again

  • Munihausen

    Do you know what is almost certainly better than this? Those Oui yogurts from Yoplait, in the little glass jars. I'm hooked.

  • Draco Basileus

    2% reduced fat means 2% reduced guilt when I jug a whole bottle.

    Also means 2% reduce vomit in the toilet, after said jugging.

  • Closet Nerd

    Sheeeeet... my diet has been failing... my diet is in summer school

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Nice one dude, good looking out!

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