Cute (But Expensive): UFO Alien Abduction Earring

January 31, 2019

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This is the 'Tender Abduction UFO Earring' crafted and sold by Sofia Ajram of Etsy shop sofiazakia. Admittedly *rubbing aloe on sphincter* a tender alien abduction would be nice for once. The 14k gold and diamond earring is actually an ear jacket (it only requires a single piercing to wear since the tractor beam rays are attached to the UFO via a post in the rear) but, unfortunately for anybody who wants one but isn't made of money, cost $830 apiece. That makes a pair *doing the math* $830 x 2. Of course it's only a matter of time until somebody makes a cheap knockoff, because, if there's one thing you can count on, it's people stealing other people's ideas to make a quick buck. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an Etsy shop to open. "You wouldn't." But only because I'm lazy.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks Brianna, who agrees apparently gold and diamonds are still expensive.

  • Munihausen

    Pretty cool. Gucci actually has made a major inroad for UFO symbolism in high fashion.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Getting an anal probe would be less painful than wearing this.

  • Jenness

    That's a whole day of stabbing yourself in the neck every time you move and then having the mental pain of having shelled out over $800 for this sadistic torture device.

  • Pretty though.

  • It would be less painful than paying for it.
    Even with lube.

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