Close Calls: Highway Sign Falls On Woman's SUV As She Drives By

January 10, 2019

Because absolutely everything in Australia wants you dead, this is a short dashcam video of a 53-year old woman driving along Melbourne's Tullmarine Freeway during rush hour when a highway exit sign tries to slice her SUV in half. Thankfully, the woman only suffered minor neck injuries in the incident. But like, do you need a lawyer or what? Because I haven't gone to law school but I really think I could win this. "No thank you." Objection! "Overruled." Damn, you might be able to win this on your own.

Keep going for a local news report including the dashcam footage and the aftermath.

Thanks to Ilana and Irina A, who agree somebody just earned their 'God is my copilot' bumper sticker.

  • whacko

    That isn't a close-call. That is a solid hit.

  • Zoidbert

    I could use a payday like that.

  • Deksam

    Hankock been drinking again...

  • Konstantin

    And that's why you never pray for a sign from above while driving!

  • Sayahh

    "Here's your sign." -- Jeff Foxworthy

  • Talon184

    How could she not have known that thing was gonna fall on her...I mean, didn't she see the signs?

  • Jenness

    Great, it's bad enough that anytime I get behind an 18 wheeler pulling logs, pipes or anything or a cement truck I have images - but now I'll be paranoid staring up at the signs. That's just so crazy and what a difference just a nanosecond made - Wow

  • Douchy McDouche


  • Wooder

    Conversation while putting up that sign:

    Wyatt: Bob, Isn't that sign post rusting!

    Bob: Wyatt, this is just brown steel, its fine!
    **Bob vowed to never drive on this road again.
    **Wyatt's wife was hit by the sign 5 years later

  • Douchy McDouche

    That's a fake Australian conversation. There wasn't a single "cunt" in there.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    that's some final destination shit

  • Eric Ord

    This reminds me of my attempts to hit on atheistgirl. :'(

  • Douchy McDouche

    You tried to drop "the truth" about god on her?

  • Eric Ord

    The Good Word

  • Bling Nye

    "When asking for a sign goes wrong..."

    But seriously... Holyfuckinshit... like a split second literally made the difference between the sign edge landing in front of the car versus straight through that car and driver... I can only hope they're going to be well compensated for their loss & injuries.

  • Andyman7714

    Don't piss off Magneto!

  • James Mcelroy

    right on the driver's side. I mean left on the driver's side. I mean, directly onto the driver.

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