Awwww: Friend Bequeaths Blade Of Righteous Fury To His Sword-Loving Friend In Short Ceremony

January 23, 2019

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Note: Some brief language.

This is a worthwhile Twitter video of Kenneth Carl McNeil, The Bequeather, Second Of His Name, bequeathing the Blade Of Righteous Fury (actually a Frostmourne replica) to his sword-loving best friend Drew Anthony Earl, The Third Of His Name, in a short but very official ceremony. Apparently The Bequeather find the sword at his work (wait -- where the hell do you work, and are they hiring? Is it QVC? Just blink once if it's QVC) and decided to give it to the person he felt would appreciate it the most. Drew seems pretty stoked about it too. And can you blame him? That's one sweet-ass blade. Man, I wish I had cool friends who gave me cool things. I can barely convince a friend to give me a ride to the mall and Kenneth is handing out Blades Of Righteous Fury like it's nothing. You know what the last thing my friends gave me was? "A wedgie?" It was atomic too, then they duct-taped me to a wall so everybody at the party could laugh at me. "They did it at a party?!" My BIRTHDAY party. "Jesus." They said I should just be thankful they bothered showing up this year.

Keep going for the worthwhile video.

Thanks to Luc, who informed me he could watch sword bequeathing videos all day. Ha, I could probably watch this sword bequeathing video all day.

  • Tigerh8r

    I found a sword at work once. It was stuck in a stone, and I pulled it out. Then I became famous and that's the real story of how BREXIT happened.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Awe... fat mall ninjas are the cutest mall ninjas.

    I love the look on his face when he says "kneel". He's like "motherfucker, you know I got bad knees"

  • Bling Nye

    No idea what this guy does for work, but I had a friend that worked cleaning dorms on a college campus and she'd find all kinds of trash and wacky shit students left behind at the end of each term so their parents wouldn't find out (mostly drug/sex paraphernalia, but also the odd weapon here and there... nothing this magnificent though, alas).

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    That's a good friend.

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    proof to all you crackers that even us brothers can be huge dorks

  • Bling Nye

    ...was there reason to think otherwise...?

  • Ollie Williams

    "Apparently The Bequeather find the sword..."

    Found. He found the sword.

  • Andyman7714

    AND......................the belt

  • Jenness

    That was my favorite part too

  • ChungLingSoo

    Suffer No Guilt Ye Who Wield This In The Name of Righteous Fury!

  • obriencj

    Frostmourne (originally said shadowmourne, but that's the axe you get from the quest made from pieces of frostmourne, whoops)

  • William Bundy

    Frostmourne* Grats, nub

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