Australian Woman Calmly Enjoying A Cold Beer With A Huntsman Spider

January 18, 2019

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This is a short vertical video of a woman in Sydney, Australia calmly enjoying a cold one with a huntsman spider friend. In her own words while I refuse to share my brewskis with anyone or anything: "Wait, but you said you were having a party." I never said I was providing the beer, just the eye-candy. "Well where's that?" Right here -- it's me, jerk:

"This video was taken at my home. It's been so hot here in Australia and the only solution is a cold beer. This huntsman crawled onto my hand so I turned on my phone camera and recorded it. I'm sure he was just thirsty and looking for some relief from the heat."

Admittedly, she's a lot calmer than most people I know would have been. Specifically my girlfriend. She saw a spider in my apartment once and then like three weeks later she left and never came back. "Yeaaaah, I'm pretty sure that's a breakup." Wait -- so you're saying she's not just avoiding my calls because she's afraid it might be the spider?!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to n0nentity, who refuses to share beer with anything with more than two legs.

  • Deksam
  • Closet Nerd

    Time to quit drinking lady

  • Mark

    If I lived in Australia the bottoms of my shoes would have a permanent layer of crushed spiders.

  • Arno Vandenberg

    Try discovering a huntsman inside your motorcycle helmet while riding on a highway.... I felt something near my ear, then saw a leg...
    You get pretty used to living with these. At least their harmless.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Huge spider crawls on hand.

    Australian: Oh, g'day mate.
    The rest of the world: *chops off hand, burns house down, runs for the hills screaming, psychotherapy for rest of life*

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • Munihausen

    Nice specimen.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Alright... that's enough Australia for one lifetime. Shall we nuke all of it? Or just blockade the entire continent?

  • Doog

    Here's where we really need a wall. Around the entire continent preventing anyone or anything from leaving Australia.

  • GeneralDisorder

    And Mexico is gonna pay for it.

  • FearlessFarris

    Have you seen their women?

  • The_Wretched

    Are they covered in spiders?

  • Mark

    We sent in a bunch of convicts at one point hoping they would burn it to the ground.

    Look how that turned out....

  • Doog

    Evolution in its worst form...

  • FearlessFarris

    Um, have you seen their women?

  • Doog
  • Big Dog on Krampus

    you'd see me smash the bottle and complete the 100 yard dash in record time while screaming and flailing

  • Jenness

    You drunk are you to be like "Aiighttt this spider the size of my hand jumped on it but it's chill, he's just wanting to get his drank on." ?

    Answer: Fucking loaded and about to die.

  • Or you're just not afraid of spiders? Huntsman's aren't poisonousness. I would have just put it outside by a tree or whatever and left it alone.

  • Jenness

    I still stick to my assumption she was lethally over the legal limit for alcohol consumption to be that chill after dinosaur arachnid decided to be pals.

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