These are two videos from Art House Politics speculating about the political alignments of Nintendo's Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros characters. I disagree with a lot of it, but I disagree with a lot of things, especially my girlfriend, and especially about what to eat. "You know, maybe we should go out for a nice Italian dinner tonight." I DON'T WANNA EAT AT ALL, I'M FAT.
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Thanks to Christopher C, who agrees there's no way Rosalina is a flat-earther. SHE LIVES IN THE COMET OBSERVATORY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.