These are two videos (the second to prove the first wasn't faked, because this is the internet) of Baltimore based rapper HAZMATCAZ demonstrating her dead-on Siri voice impression. If I didn't know better I would swear she is the voice of Siri, but the internet told me that's Susan Bennett, so I don't know what to believe anymore except there's likely a massive conspiracy I'm not intelligent enough to get to the bottom of. Whatever the case, I wish I had this talent. And not just because I'd trick friends using Google Maps into making a wrong turn and drive us into a creek, but you have to admit that would be funny provided we didn't die, get seriously injured, the car was a rental, they paid for the full coverage insurance, and you don't feel bad about big companies taking a loss. I'll start practicing.
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Thanks to Julliet, who agrees if Siri tells you to drive into the ocean, you do it, because she might be leading you straight to Atlantis.