Wait, What?: Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Gets A Poster

December 11, 2018


From a producer who clearly knows a thing or two about things that move fast and furiously, this is the first poster for a Sonic The Hedgehog movie coming out in November of 2019 that nobody asked for or wants to watch except to perhaps see just how large a dumpster fire can grow. Until I saw this poster I didn't even know they were making a Sonic movie and, admittedly, life was a little better back then. I have so many questions -- half of which are why and the other half involve Paramount executives' decision making process, and if they're interested in hiring someone who actually has their finger on the pulse of society. I'm just saying, the rights to Altered Beast, Golden Axe and ToeJam & Earl aren't going to buy themselves.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees Earthworm Jim is really where the movie money is at.

  • lushkneebumbuild
  • GeneralDisorder

    Anyone remember the Sonic TV series (plural... there were two of them that ran simultaneously)?

    Anyone? No? Did I imagine it? Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that was all a fever dream then.

  • Darren McCoy

    Fast and the furriest!

  • Eric Ord

    Are the arms going to be blue? That's controversial in so parts.

  • Wait, What?, Why?
    Fixed it for ya... ;-)

  • lushkneebumbuild

    eww they're using the long legged abomination version, none of the games that used that model were even slightly decent

  • I hope it turns out just as good as the Super Mario Bros movie!

  • Douchy McDouche

    Furry the Hedgehog.

  • They have an animated version: https://twitter.com/rejecte...

  • Munihausen

    A bit too anthropomorphic.

  • Jack_Torrance_86

    Should have been a Sonic For Hire movie.

  • Bling Nye

    Saw some of the leaked footage, wasn't impressed. https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • Astaroth

    Dat CG doe.

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