Real Products That Exist: Thor's Hammer Meat Tenderizer

December 17, 2018

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This is the $25 Thor Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer available from GameStop. It looks like Thor's hammer and tenderizers meat. Or an enemy's hand, which is technically still meat. Now Greg, set your hand on my desk, I wanna read your palm.

Thanks to Brian A, who prefers his meat tough.

  • Munihausen

    That silicone grip is a bit porous to be used when handling raw meat, no? They should have went with the Infinity Stone anal beads - no brainer.

  • Tigerh8r

    Is it just me or does, "Thor's Hammer Meat Tenderizer" sound like the name of an S&M toy?

  • Roast_Guider

    Just sinking about it gives me a thor hammer.

  • Corky McButterpants
    Is it just me or does, "Thor's Hammer Meat Tenderizer" sound like the name of Chris Hemsworth's Sex Tape?

    LMFTFY

  • Geekologie

    where do you shop and can you take me next time you go?

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