Real Products That Exist: Flasks That Look Like Popsicles

December 21, 2018


Because apparently there's a market for absolutely everything, these are the $20 stainless steel Ice-Pop Flasks available from Fred. They come in raspberry and grape colors and hold three ounces of your favorite booze. Wait -- three ounces? A traditional pocket flask is typically eight ounces. If you're going to carry a flask that only holds three you might as well just hold the liquor in your mouth until you're ready to swallow and puke everywhere. "You're a true man of wisdom, GW." What can I say, I've been around the block a few times. Granted completely lost driving around in circles, but still.

Keep going for one more shot(!).


Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees no self-respecting security guard is ever going to let the stainless steel popsicle flasks in your purse slide.

  • Munihausen

    Merry Christmas, Geekologie.

  • Eric Ord

    For Christmas, you can get me all kinds of thumbs up on all my posts

  • Richard H Sanford

    Forget the flask, can we get a full shot of the model's face? She's pretty!!

    ( or is it that she has janked-up eyes? )

  • Nicholas Conrad

    This seems like a throwback to times before alcoholism, when sneaking drinks was just a 'fun at parties' personality quirk.

  • Eric Ord

    "times before alcoholism"

    When you were 11, or... ?

  • Jenness

    Those were the days

  • Michael Knight

    yup, no one will notice you 'kicking back' to eat a popsicle.
    wow, learned something new, auto correct says capital 'p'... popsicles are a registered trade mark. thanks GW!

  • Lindsey G. Northrop

    After 5 yrs I decided to abandon my office job and I never felt so good in my life.... I started working online, for a company I found online, few hrs /a day, and I earn much more than I did on my last work... My pay-check for last 30 days was $9,000... Amazing thing about this job is that I have more time with my kids...and the only thing required is simple typing and a stable internet connection... I am in a position to commit quality time with my family and friends and look after my children and also going on family holiday along with them very consistently. Don't miss this opportunity and make sure to act quickly. Check it out, what it is about... here is what you need to know

  • Ollie Williams

    Also, boobs.

  • Eric Ord

    I'd say also anything BUT boobs, am I right people???

  • GeneralDisorder

    I would buy those boobies. Or rent them. Whichever one's legal.

  • I don't think they'd suit you.

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