Okaaaay: KFC Fried Chicken Scented Firelogs

December 13, 2018


These are the 5-pound Kentucky Fried Chicken 11 Herbs And Spices fried chicken scented firelogs. They're a real product you can buy HERE for $19, like I don't already know what I'm gonna have diarrhea in two hours smells like:

Made with 100 percent recycled materials, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog from Enviro-Log is dramatically less wasteful and significantly more effective at making your home smell like fried chicken than burning actual fried chicken.

- Each Firelog can burn up to 2.5-3 hours.
- Can be stored and no shelf life. Store in a safe, dry area away from pets.
- May result in a craving for fried chicken. We know the fire log smells great, but please do not attempt to eat it.
- May attract bears or neighbors who are hungry.
- Please don't put face directly into fire in attempt to smell fried chicken.

Wait -- do you think they'll really attract bears? Asking for a frenemy with an accessible chimney that's throwing a holiday party I wasn't invited to. Awww, everyone got eaten like giant drumsticks in ugly Christmas sweaters? That's so sad.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to my friend Jackie, who agrees a house that smells like greasy fried chicken is apparently like the witch's candy house to Hansel and Gretel for some people.

  • These are selling for $300 on ebay if you are REALLY committed to this. I think at $20 I'd have bought multiple, but alas I was sick last week and wasn't hot on the trigger.

  • The_Wretched


  • pseudo gamer

    i think im gonna vomit

  • Mark

    Do they have cole slaw scented logs as well?

    #asking for a friend

  • Douchy McDouche

    Do they come with little BBQ sauce scented logs?

  • tyr2180

    Sold out.

    Yes, I know this because I saw this and instantly went to buy one. And yes, I know KFC is greasy and disgusting and vaguely inhumane. And yes, I want KFC now and will sneak out at lunch and buy more than I should and tell myself I'll save some for dinner and eat it all for lunch and have self loathing for dinner.

  • CB Mills

    ditto, instantly went to buy them as a Xmas present and they are sold out. $18.99 all in was too good of a price!

  • Closet Nerd


  • Ollie Williams

    So nice, GW posted it twice.

  • Geekologie

    the system was acting up. Sorry to whoever posted on the other one that's now lost in the ether

  • Bling Nye

    I had a scented firelog once, definitely burned up to 2.5-3 hours, but it was courtesy of Taco Bell and smelled like shit.

  • Jenness


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