Mom Crochets Giant Playable Monopoly Board For Daughter

December 31, 2018

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These are two shots of the giant crocheted Monopoly board that Twitter user pilotviruet's mother crafted and presented to her for Christmas. That is pretty deluxe. Plus it makes flipping the board when you lose that much harder, although I suppose you could grab one side of the blanket and give it a wave like a parachute in elementary school gym class. Those were the days, weren't they? "Elementary school?" Did you know what anxiety or taxes were? "Valid point." And that rectangular pizza for lunch! *kisses fingers like Italian chef*

Keeep going for one more shot.

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Thanks to becca b, who agrees that board is so big you could almost build an actual house on it. Or at least my apartment.

  • Deksam

    So if I land on the Free Parking space, I get a young black girl???
    But then wouldn't that be exactly like the Go To Jail space???

  • Sounds like mom has a ridiculous amount of free time on her hands...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I volunteer my services to take up part of her free time. I make a fantastic annoying neighbor.

  • Wooder

    I think she went too far when she crocheted the playing cards.

  • Munihausen

    Nice gift. Be sure to grab those Oranges!

  • I prefer bananas.

  • Closet Nerd

    My wife just started knitting....
    maybe she can knit this after she finishes knitting my merkin

  • Merkin?
    Nice.

  • Munihausen

    My son just got his first legos, which I've re-discovered. There is something to be said for discrete, fine-motor manual activities performed in calm environments.

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