Meanwhile In Russia: Dashcam Footage Of A Parachutist Hanging From Street Lamp

December 3, 2018

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This is some dashcam footage from Russia starring a parachutist who decided to get stuck on a street lamp, presumably because there weren't any shark tanks around to land in. Contrary to what this guy may have thought, there are no style points awarded for getting your parachute stuck on a street lamp. Still beats landing in front of a speeding car though. Me? I would have landed in a nice green pasture. Or in a volcano, swam to the bottom and retrieved the One Ring, then ruled all of Middle Earth with an iron fist.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees somebody needs to go back to falling school.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't believe this is actually Russia. People are stopping and looking and even trying to help. That's not the Russia I know.

  • ben

    X FORCE!

  • Wooder

    Kamikaze parachutist, he was aiming for the power line and hit the street light.

    Love how he has his helmet in his hand...still trying to kill himself from 15 feet up.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Don't give up your day job.

  • Wooder

    ouch, if I had feelings that would hurt.

  • Douchy McDouche

    If you had intellect that would hurt.

  • Wooder

    wow, time to start the meds again, your other personalities are starting to show.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Yeah, bud, back on the meds. And stop talking to yourself.

  • Bling Nye

    Uh... what part of "Douchy McDouche" doesn't already imply douche? lol

  • Closet Nerd

    Hang in there, Comrade

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