This is some dashcam footage from Russia starring a parachutist who decided to get stuck on a street lamp, presumably because there weren't any shark tanks around to land in. Contrary to what this guy may have thought, there are no style points awarded for getting your parachute stuck on a street lamp. Still beats landing in front of a speeding car though. Me? I would have landed in a nice green pasture. Or in a volcano, swam to the bottom and retrieved the One Ring, then ruled all of Middle Earth with an iron fist.
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Thanks to hairless, who agrees somebody needs to go back to falling school.