Guy Drinks A 30-Year Old Coors Can He Found In A River

December 20, 2018


Because waste not, want not, this is a video of a guy drinking what he estimates to be a 30-year old can of Coors that he found in a nearby river. I would have done the exact same thing, although I probably wouldn't have brought it back to the house to drink, I would have just slammed it right there on the spot lest a bear try to fight me for it on the way home. "ROAR!" Oh hell no, Smokey, finders keepers.

Keep going for the "Look at that froth from the 80's!"

Thanks to Clint, who agrees when in doubt, chug it.

  • The_Wretched

    Is this the guy who spent a few hours hanging upside down to steal beers?

  • heretikeen

    It's America. In god we trust etc.
    Plus you can always to a crowd funder to cover your medical costs if god doesn't provide.

  • Mysterio Don Lefluerflin

    It's Coors, so we already know it tastes like piss, which means there was no way to actually tell if it was bad by taste alone. One day, or 25 years, it;s still terrible tasting.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I had a half case of Busch in the basement for like three years and it was the skunkiest shit I've ever smelled when I shot at the cans to open them.

    Unfortunately I don't have a good bb gun and don't live where I can discharge firearms so I gave up on the bb gun thing and used my knife to poke a hole in the air gap of each can.

  • Ollie Williams

    He looks exactly like the type of guy who would do this and post it online.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    30 years of being aged by the rockies

  • Closet Nerd

    This is why women live longer than men

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I'm surprised the can went "psht", it means there was no leaks. The beer could very well be totally fine and drinkable.

  • Gilbert

    Considering that I've had cans of soda that I bought to save (Those cheesy Star Wars prequel movies, don't judge) that went bad after a couple of years, I'm kind of doubting that the can is seriously 30 years old, unless he got something off of the can for a "born on date"...

    But I didn't watch the video, so I don't know if he covered that...

  • sizzlepants

    They don't :(

  • Deksam

    ... Now watch a 30- year old guy run to the can and make a river of Coors

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  • Wooder

    This guy also would drink his own urine if he was thirsty.

  • Beard

    This guy looks like an old school Kyle Mooney character.

  • Jenness

    yeah, but how is he now? I'm not entirely sure he's not going to grow something in his stomach

  • FearlessFarris

    My thoughts exactly. He probably won't know the ramifications of his decision until some time later. The fact that there was "sh*t floating in it" is probably not a great sign.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.


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