Dirty Man, A Transformer-Like Toy That Transforms From A Toilet Into A Samurai

December 4, 2018

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These are a bunch of product shots of Dirty Man, a $95 Transformer-like toy designed by Toywolf that can transform from a commode into a squat little samurai. He stands 5-inches tall in samurai mode, and can accommodate 6-inch action figures to sit on him like a toilet. He also includes two swords, a plunger, a roll of toilet paper, and a dollop of poop. Obviously I'd be lying if I said this didn't make perfect sense to me. Unfortunately, when reached for comment about the newest member of their team, Optimus Prime informed me he already clogged Dirty Man after what he described as 'a very light lunch,' and there's no room on the Autobots squad for a toilet who can't handle at least a dinner entree-sized turd.

Keep going for a handful more shots, including one of Spidey straining too hard.

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Thanks to aaron, who agrees there's nothing wrong with playing with toilets, even as an adult (I like lifting the rubber flapper in the tank by hand!).

  • lushkneebumbuild

    what's the red bird of prey(startrek ship) dildo thing for?

  • chris

    You had to really have pissed someone back on Megatron or wherever to have been made into one of these.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    i see you copy/paste bot. trying to fake an actual comment history

  • Astaroth

    Do want.

  • Jenness

    You had to really have pissed someone back on Megatron or wherever to have been made into one of these.

  • Tigerh8r

    It's a TRAP!!! If I correct you on your "Transformer Universe Reference" then I expose myself as a pathetic nerd!

    Well played...

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's okay. Traps aren't gay. I think. I actually don't know.

  • Bling Nye

    Booty traps are a little gay, maybe. Hard to say.

    That's what I said, BOOTYTRAP.

  • Bling Nye

    Kanji form of "John Crapper" would've been better than 'Dirty Man' but whatever.

    Funny it even has a poop knife.

    I want one.

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