This is a short video of a daring young man grabbing a small evergreen from a friend and diving head-first through a Christmas tree packaging funnel. Who knew Christmas tree packaging machines also worked so well on humans? Now -- are you thinking what I'm thinking? "We could probably modify one of these machines to easily put condoms on." Exactly. "It would have to be larger though." Oh -- way, way bigger. I'll contact the manufacturer and see if they make one large enough to wrap sequoias. "Entire mountains." Good call. *on phone* Hello, yes -- I was just wondering if you sell any machines large enough to wrap a planet.
Keep going for the whole video including the man's removal from the tree wrap.
Thanks to n0nentity, who agrees it's all fun and games until you're double-dog dared to dive through a woodchipper.