Battle Simulation Of 3,000 T-Rex Versus 20,000 Jedi With Lightsabers

December 6, 2018


This is a video created in Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator of 3,000 t-rex battling 20,000 Jedi wielding an absolute Skittles rainbow of lightsaber colors. Who wins? SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: After almost 24 minutes the t-rex prove victorious, leading at least one blogger to speculate those weren't real Jedi. I mean anybody can wield a lightsaber, but I didn't see any actual Force use at all during the battle. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Those poor cosplayers never stood a chance." Be careful what you sign up for at conventions.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Jacob R, who excepted way more tow-cabling of t-rex legs.

  • JJtoob

    Wait, he said "the future vs the very very past"... I know Star Wars was a long time ago, so that puts T-rexes in the future? Who knew?

  • Forblat

    Nerfed Jedi boooooo

  • GeneralDisorder

    They're "laser knights". So... not jedi level. They're kinda half-assed lazy versions of jedi. Like Gomer Pyle's marine to the jedi class.

  • ChungLingSoo

    If I were a jedi there I'd force jump to one of those hills on the side and eat my lunch while I wait until the fight was over. Then I'd go down and collect the sabers and valuables off the dead jedis.
    LOL! I guess that makes me a Sith then!

  • Closet Nerd

    How about 3 T-Rexs vs. 20 Jedi?
    That might be better

  • Tigerh8r

    1 jedi could easily take out 3 T-Rex(s)?)

  • Closet Nerd

    For n= 1 to 1,000
    Which n, would best balance the equation of
    n(3T - 20J) = 0;
    when 3,000T > 20,000J & 1J > 3T

    Solve for n

  • Tigerh8r

    OK, But first - without looking it up, why is Friday the 13th an unlucky day?

    We're talking about mythology, (Jedi vs T-Rex), not mathematics.

  • Closet Nerd

    because those teenagers were too busy playing grab ass to save Jason as he drowned in the lake.... duh

  • Tigerh8r

    Damn! I didn't realize I was dealing with a pro here, you win this time... :P

  • Closet Nerd

    But what is Friday the 13th unlucky?

  • Tigerh8r

    Lol! It has to do with the Catholics when they were in Borg mode going through Europe chanting, "resistance is futile, you will be assimilated." Northern Europeans still worshipped Freya (whose sacred number was 13, "Friday" was named for her, so Friday the 13th was her sacred day. ) Initially they tried to convince them she was satanic, and that's where Friday the 13th being unlucky/evil came from. Eventually the Catholis went to their backup plan of, "Oh, wait, did you say Freya? OH! She's one of our saints!"

  • Closet Nerd

    Thanks. I love knowledge like that.

  • Munihausen

    About 12x better that Episode VII. Thank you.

  • captaindash

    You mean VIII. TLJ was the abomination. Should've been called TLS (The Last Straw).

  • Munihausen

    Good catch - yes, that is what I meant. Ep. VII is not exactly my favorite, but Ep. VIII was the deal breaker.

  • Chaz Gomez

    Here's how the Jedi's win... 19,000 Jedi use the force to push and funnel all the dinosaurs into a narrow line. Pushing these dinos in a line right into the 2,000 lightsabers...

  • Andyman7714

    Not sure what the parameters of that battle were set at but it seems the Jedi should have made short work of the T-Rexes. I notice plenty of light sabers going right through the neck of the beasts with no affect. Maybe they were cos-players.

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