These are two videos of the legless, amphibious Velox robot developed by Pliant Energy Systems, presumably to repopulate the earth with rudimentary fish-crawling-out-of-water style robots following humanity's inevitable extinction. Obviously, I don't feel too good about it. "What's new?" My sneakers! "Wait -- are those both lefts?" Got a great deal on them. Besides, they'll probably take months of regular wear before I'm an irreversible hunchback. Hopefully the world has ended by then, or doctors have at least found a cure for hunchback.
Keep going for the videos while I tie my own shoe laces together, blame it on Greg, and try to get him fired.
Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees there is officially nowhere to run and nowhere hide anymore. The jig is up.