Woman Tries To Cannonball Through Frozen Lake, Fails

November 19, 2018

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Note: Probably NSFW on account of bra and thong.

This is a video of a thonged Russian woman attempting to cannonball through a frozen lake. She doesn't break the ice, although she does crack it a little. Crack, LOLOL, I saw hers! Still, she's lucky she didn't break a foot or her tailbone. I've broken my tailbones before. "It's tailbone, not tailbones -- you only have one." Not when you actually have a tail. "You don't have a tail." *drops it like it's hot, flipping off light switch* You were saying?

Keep going for the video while I try to figure out what the hell is up with that dude's laugh.

Thanks to Jules, who's not convinced she knew the lake was frozen. Also a real possibility.

  • Deksam

    Question to the guys, without watching the clip again:
    What color was her cap [toque in Canada] before she took it off?
    A] Red
    B] Blue
    C] Black
    D] Wait! There was a cap???

  • Ken

    The same color that it was after she took it off.

  • The correct term is "Bobble Hat".

  • Bertw192

    came for the ass, stayed for the ass, then came for the ass

  • Michael Knight

    some dumb blonde joke in there somewhere....

  • abcdefgjklmnopqruvwxyz

    I could watch a whole series of videos of her failing to jump into things, long as she never upgrades her wardrobe.

  • Draco Basileus

    What's Russian for "I jacked up my foot and ass?"

  • Bosun Higgs

    Suppose she went through and ran into the usual problem with falling through ice—not being able to find the hole to get back out.

    Yeah, that was well thought out.

  • Wooder

    OK so lets say that Miss Non-An-Ounce-Of-Fat went through the ice, she's a russian icicle in 1 minute...is that the fool-proof plan.
    In the name of Darwin we have another winner.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's alright. She's probably really drunk.

  • FearlessFarris

    Can't really make a case for Darwinism, since very rarely does someone this attractive fail to pass on their genes.

  • Closet Nerd

    Oh, to be young, dumb, and full of..... gum?

  • Ollie Williams

    Stupidity should hurt this much all the time.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Yes, yes it should.

  • Mysterio Don Lefluerflin

    Cant tell what was worse...the landing or that laugh

  • FearlessFarris

    The laugh. Without question, the laugh.

  • Ryan D.

    I’ll add my vote to that. But dang did that sound like a hard hit!

  • Mark

    ok everyone. Grab your skates! Game on!!!

    Thanks for checking the Ice Natasha.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Yikes, better get some ice on that.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Looks like she really hurt her foot as it was the pointing down during impact. Ow!

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