Take Us To Your Leader: Freaky Deaky Alien Looking Barn Owls Discovered In Ceiling

November 12, 2018

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This is a video from India where two young barn owls were discovered in the ceiling of a construction site. Apparently after the video was posted online, many people on Indian social media mistook the birds for aliens, and I can 100% understand why they might think that. *offering Reese's Pieces* Now tell me how to build a laser blaster! I'm kidding, if you actually think these two little guys are aliens, clearly you've never been abducted before. *tightening chin strap on tin foil helmet* I ain't going back to that ship.

Keep going for the video, but watch with the audio off (one of those crummy voice-synthesized news reports).

Thanks to hairless, who agrees the real aliens are under the sea.

  • GeneralDisorder

    There's a theory that the "little green men" of 1955 rural Kentucky were owl attacks.

    Owls are super freaky.

  • Redeemer

    They say birds evolved from dinosaurs, but that's impossible since all the dinosaurs went extinct.

    The truth is, birds are actually the descendents of the alien's that crashed their ship into the planet, killing most of the dinosaurs. To survive, the aliens interbred with dinosaurs creating these feathered, winged monstrosities. It also would explain how they're psychic and able to fly in perfect formation for hundreds of miles, and all know to only poop on the nice looking cars.

  • Deksam

    Excuse us, we are on our way to the Bohemian Grove.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Meanwhile on UFO conspiracy sites: "PROOF OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS KEPT PRISONERS IN SECRET GOVERNMENT BUNKER SURFACES!"

  • Jenness

    That would be a shock until you realized they were baby owls and then the "OMG so cutteeee" took over.

  • MustacheHam

    Baby birds are just unusual. They can look like different species of another dimension.

  • Geekologie

    says the ham with a mustache

  • bakuryu

    At least he has mustaches.
    He (/she?) grows them in the sole purpose of not being mistaken for a baby.

  • The_Wretched

    At least the ham has an avatar.

  • bakuryu

    GW has one,too. It's made of cardboard and sits in his cubicle on fridays.

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