Special Requests: Pizza Delivery Man Is Instructed To Scream Instead Of Ringing Doorbell

November 5, 2018


PROTIP: Keep your volume in check.

This is a video of a pizza delivery man who was requested to scream instead of ringing the doorbell. SHANNON!! YOUR PIZZA!! IS HEEEEEERE!! I don't care if I did make the special request, I would have had a heart attack if I heard that. Had a heart attack, then eaten a whole large pizza, an order of breadsticks, and downed a 2-liter of Mr. Pibb. Remember: unless you're being death penaltied, you never know what meal might be your last.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees you haven't lived until you've had a pizza delivery man open the door and shoot fireworks into your house.

  • jimmycleaver

    I'm late on this but these young people BETTER had given him a fat tip.

  • MustacheHam

    I bet he felt great after that. Yelling does release steam.

  • Douchy McDouche

    He looks 40 and delivers pizza to teenagers. Those were screams of realization that his life has no meaning.

  • Kelly

    Pizza Delivery isnt that bad. It has a bad reputation yes. Perpetuated by people that say things like you and the movies. But it’s actually a good job. I suppose that also depends on where you live.

    Usually the people that do it. Do it as a second job for extra money. And a flexible schedule. Since tips can fluctuate. Its not a good job to do full time for people who spend all the money they make as soon as they get it. You have to balance your budget to get by on a more month to month basis. But if you can. Its good money.

  • Eric Ord

    Have you ever considered that meaning may not be quantifiable monetarily?

  • Douchy McDouche

    This isn't about money, bud.

  • Eric Ord

    He brings joy to the next generation when all you do is bring people and Meh down.

  • Douchy McDouche

    He cries himself to sleep every night in his castle made of Domino's boxes.

  • sizzlepants

    Delivers pizza by day but...

    $20 says this dude screams in a metal band at night.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Today I found out what Mr Pibb is.

  • spikedeclue

    Wow, that delivery guy did not disappoint. What a pro.

  • Doog

    I'm so glad he continued yelling even after the door opened.

  • Munihausen

    Shannon's an asshole.

  • Jenness

    Like delivery drivers don't have enough to deal with. LOL

  • GeneralDisorder

    Seriously. The least they could have done was answered the door naked... on camera. Wait. The least... hold on... The least they could have done is nothing.

  • Ann D. Embrey

    I am getting $18000 per 30 days and you can also do the same. In office workplace work you dont get that freedom which you desire, so company job seriously sucks. However in Web-based earning, you have got the freedom to enjoy your time with family and friends at any time you desire and also go on holiday break along with them any month you choose. Here's the proper way to start https://skegma.tumblr.com

  • Wooder

    Hey Ann thats awesome but if you're earning that much money then WHY THE FUC_ TELL ANYONE!
    Oh I know because its just a business scam, I pay you to train me then you take off with the money. Then I'm dumber than I am now.

  • Ollie Williams

    You realize these are bots and have no way of identifying if you're replying to them, right? I mean, I guess it's funny, but it's a bit of a waste of time on your end.

  • Wooder

    Oh Ollie, I know but they actually think people are that gullible to believe this.

  • Ollie Williams

    I would love to see their stats on how often this works anymore.

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