Smokin' And Drankin': A Whiskey Sipping Glass With A Place To Rest Your Cigar

November 1, 2018


Because one-upping your pals at poker night is how friends establish who has the bigger johnson, this is the $25 Corkcicle Cigar Glass, a double Old Fashioned (aka rocks) glass with a place to rest your Cuban. Why? I'm not really sure -- you're going to have to ash the cigar anyways, why not just rest it in the ashtray? "The world is my ashtray." Spoken like a true American. Also, this looks like a great way to accidentally burn your face drinking from the wrong side of the glass. "Only a complete idiot would do that." Oh -- totally. Hey do you have any Neosporin?

Keep going for a few more shots, and props if you can take a sip and puff simultaneously.




Thanks to hairless, who invited me over for poker night, which I politely declined because I'm holding out for an Old Maid or Go Fish night.

  • Tigerh8r

    I'm no marketing expert, but I'm guessing these are going to hold more blunts than Cubans.

  • sizzlepants

    You know how to prove you've never smoked while drinking before? You own one of these.

    Also an Old Fashion is not the same as Rocks. On the Rocks is just ice with your whiskey. An Old Fashion has a touch of bitters and a just little bit of powdered sugar - and if you want to be fancy add an orange slice to the glass before serving.

  • Bling Nye

    I prefer my Old Fashioned this way: put 1 sugar cube in glass, add one spoon of water and a few shakes of bitters to taste (2-3 is good), then muddle with spoon; add bourbon/rye. Use an orange twist in the drink, not a slice. Stir. Ideally if using ice, use one large chunk instead of cubes.

    (Also, the "Old Fashioned glass" is the name of the glass the drink is put in, aka, "rocks glass" is just a short tumbler, aka a "lowball glass". Pretty sure GW knows the difference between the drinks themselves... I hope.)

  • The_Wretched

    I'm extremely pleased by this product. It'll increase the accidental cigar smoker burn rate.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is great and all unless the cigar is too big for the hole (a problem faced by many men... dozens even!)

  • Yeah, right - that's what they say.

  • Jenness

    I think this is pretty cool and would make a very good Christmas gift. I'd much rather smell cigar smoke (good cigars) than yucky cigarette or that sickly sweet vape smell any day. Plus men who smoke cigars always seem to smell extra yummy.

  • Tigerh8r

    I can't stand gigar smoke any more than cigarettes, but I've always found Pipe smoke quite pleasant (the traditional kind, not the Colorado kind).

    Pretty hard to pull off the "macho guy smoking a pipe" thing though...

  • Jenness

    Here are two examples: and of course this:

  • GeneralDisorder

    Alright... Gonna swing by the local Choice store... Which... btw, did you know that Choice stores still exist?

  • Jenness

    I don't even know what those are. I'm going to have to Google that.

  • qcp

    Smoking cigars in public is as bad or worse than not bathing/not wearing deodorant.

  • Munihausen

    takes long pull from 1964 Padron Diplomatico, blows it in qcp's face

  • The_Wretched

    I usually take that as permission to fill a cup with urine and throw it at the offender to put the cigar out. Fairs fair, eh?

  • GeneralDisorder

    This depends entirely on the cigar... And what public setting.

  • Closet Nerd

    Stuff a Godfather

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