Settle Down, Hulk: Guy Breaks Slow-Flowing Slushie Machine

November 30, 2018

Clearly upset his slushie isn't as free-flowing as he'd like it to be, this is a short video of a guy at a 7-11 in Taiwan who accidentally Hulks the entire nozzle off the front of the machine, then, thanks to his quick thinking, proceeds to catch the waterfall of frozen drink in his hand. Personally I would have just walked away and informed a store clerk that I spotted a vandal breaking their slushie machine, but clearly this man is a firm believer that you never know when you're going to need a dripping handful of Orange Freezie.

Keep going for the whole video with a much more watchable framerate.

Thanks to Jan, who agrees he should have just taken the top off and scooped his cup in there like a normal person.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The fact this dude didn't shout "I am invincible" afterward is really disappointing.

  • max weber

    Goddamn even the shock wave knocked the camera down.

  • Pinguinus Scipio Africanus

    What if this didn't break? What were they shooting? Average day of filling up a cup of slushie?

  • Adibobea9

    Who knows, these darn millennials film everything. Maybe they were showing how slow and crappy the thing was…

  • Eric Ord

    Vid is Geekologie message board users as my comments have been slowing down lately.

  • Deksam

    Supplies!!! Shlushi Mushi Bang!!!

  • Bling Nye

    Goddamn even the shock wave knocked the camera down.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Yeah, we felt that one all the way over here in Alaska this morning

  • Megatron Jenkins

    A fellow Alaskan? Greetings!

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