Real Products That Exist: A USB Chargeable Corgi Butt Heated Seat Pillow

November 9, 2018

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This is the $25 Corgi Butt Heated Pillow. It's charged via USB, heats for 4 - 6 hours on a charge, and takes 1 - 2 hours to recharge. You do the math. "I sit directly under an air conditioning vent at work." Same here. But you know what I did? "Bought a corgi butt heated pillow?" What? No. I came into the office on a weekend and crawled through the ventilation system and sealed the duct above my cubicle with expanding foam insulation. "Nice, how'd that work out?" Somehow I started a fire. "Oh dear." Plus I fell through the ceiling into the conference room. Thankfully this office doesn't have any security cameras. *gets call from HR* Okay apparently they're just well hidden.

Keep going for a couple more shots. FIRE SAFETY TIP: Don't fart into it.

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Thanks to Rich, who agrees lowering your sperm-count is all the rage these days.

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