Problem Solving: Dad Carries Daughter Like Shopping Bag After She Refuses To Walk

November 16, 2018

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This is a short video of a father carrying his 2-year old daughter Juliette by the coat like a shopping bag after she laid in the driveway and refused to come inside after a trip to the grocery store. Children: this really makes me want to have some. Times sure have changed, haven't they? If I had done this as a kid my parents would have just left me out in the cold, and probably locked the door until after well after dark to teach me a lesson. "And what lesson would that be?" That the noises I hear at night that sound like coyotes are, in fact, coyotes.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees that, while this method was effective, it would have been even more fun to watch this father pull his bike out of the garage and tell Juliette to hold still while he tries to jump over her.

  • Wolfsbane

    What you do when you can't smack the little brat's ass a couple of times because there's someone there with a camera.

  • I wonder if she carries his kid like that to the airport. "Can we check this?"

  • So glad I don't have kids.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Talk about treating women like objects.

  • Eric Ord

    It's a toddler, not a woman! You sick fuck!

  • Douchy McDouche

    Did you just invent a new gender?

  • Dao

    This happens at least a couple of times a week with my two spawn. The oldest is five and built like a crossfitter now though, so it’s getting a bit tough.

  • Closet Nerd

    Parenting 101

  • James Mcelroy

    i have to do it all the time, my kids beg me, "I'm a grocery!" then i have to put them in the trunk for a few seconds.

  • Gray Fox

    groceries get put in cupboards or the fridge/freezer.
    groceries don't use ipads

  • Tigerh8r

    I know, but it gets old! I mean, I can only fit so many kids in my refrigerator!

  • Andyman7714

    Listen to all the Dads reply. LOL!

  • Andyman7714

    I'm willing to bet the child wanted to be carried like that and that it had been done before. Been there. Done that.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've been there at least once with each kid so far.

  • Mark

    lol...I love it!
    I bet the little girl was giggling at that point too.

    Unfortunately dad is going to be asked to "do it again....again...again"

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