Oh, You Know, Just A Pet Owl Riding A Segway

November 29, 2018

This is a short video of a pet owl riding a Segway MiniPRO around a plaza. He actually seems to know what he's doing too. Something that, sadly, has never been said about me. *opens soda can upside down* I NEED MY MOM.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Lucinda, who agrees that owl needs a hat or guitar case for people to toss mice in.

  • Gilbert

    It's better to have a bird on one, than a snake on it:


  • Ryan D.

    You lost me at “pet owl”........because i immediately went to google to see where I could get one of my own......

  • JimmyJam

    On his way to Segwarts, no doubt.

  • Corky McButterpants

    It's remote controlled dummies!

  • Closet Nerd

    Mr. Owl,
    How many licks does it take to you get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
    One-ah, Two-ah, Three-ah, -[CRUNCH]

  • Bling Nye

    I can only assume that's the crunch of Mr. Owl under the treads of the Segway...

    You monster.

  • Closet Nerd

    Mr. Turtle could never make it without biting....
    I mean, its ok to use a little teeth, but no biting

  • abcdefgjklmnopqruvwxyz

    Oh good. I was wondering what to get my friends with pet owls for Christmas.

  • Bling Nye

    "No shit."

    I feel like this is the only comment I can ever reply to you with given your name.... And it will probably make sense every fuckin' time.

  • Wooder

    Now this is a "Wise Owl"...I don't care what the other wood folks say.

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