Maybe He Just Thought It Was Italian: Fed-Ex Man Rolls Fragile Package To Porch, Breaking The Toilet Inside

November 8, 2018

Because 'fragile' and 'this end up' mean different things to different people (and nothing to some delivery people), this is a Ring doorbell video of a Fed-Ex guy rolling a box that's clearly marked fragile with this end up arrows to a recipient's front porch and shattering the toilet inside in the process. Sadly, now that toilet will never get to experience a real shattering like it was meant to. You can actually hear it very broken inside the box at the end of the video. Now I understand not every delivery person has muscles like mine *flexes, kisses bicep, wonders where all these bruises came from* but do these trucks not have dollies? My dad always taught me, a job worth doing is worth doing right. "Then how do you explain Geekologie?" I hope the delivery man drop-kicks your next package to the door, I really do.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to my buddy Dave L, who agrees it's a shame that toilet didn't live to see the results of a late night Taco Bell run. That's what toilets live for.

  • Note to self: Never buy a toilet off Amazon.

  • Mark

    They are required to be able to lift a certain amount of weight when they take those jobs....and that's for a reason.
    He's fired

  • ciboluchac

    why italian? the word fragile means the same thing also in english

  • SHIBRE

    "Aaah! 'Fra-GEE-leh!' It must be Italian!"
    "Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, honey."
    (Christmas Story)

  • It does not surprise me at all since it was FedEx.

  • Bling Nye

    They see me rollin'
    Their package
    Tryna catch me breakin shitters
    Tryna catch me breakin shitters

  • Jenness

    Wow, he really just half assed that in epic fashion.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Prolls an insurance scam and they put 'roll it like you're in CrossFit' on the delivery instructions.

  • DC Guy

    Totally the scene from Ace Ventura

  • You got any more of that gum?

  • Bling Nye

    Bumblebee tuna.

  • Irina Abramovich

    The FedEx guy totally did it intentionally.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Language is fun. He was intentionally lazy. And his intentional laziness meant that he accidentally broke the item inside.

  • Irina Abramovich

    i meant he broke the toilet intentionally.... he was feeling cruel=)

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