Man Loses Control Of Segway On Beach Path, It Takes Off Without Him

November 2, 2018

I'm freeeeeeeeeeee!

This is a short video of a man on a Segway losing control of his ride and it speeding off without him (but taking his helmet). Thankfully, a good Samaritan smoothly snatches the thing as it passes before it can go breed and create an army of killer robots, simultaneously saving this guy his deposit from the Segway rental shack. Obviously, this man should probably cross 'hoverboard' off his Christmas list if he plans to live to see New Year's.

Keep going for the whole video (complete with save) while I try to explain to the teen working the Segway rental stand that my unit was eaten by sharks so it's really not my fault can I please just have my deposit and I.D. back now?

Thanks to Sandy, an appropriate name for a sort of beach related post. Did you do that on purpose? "It's the name my parents gave me." And it all led up to this point, fascinating.

  • sizzlepants

    So is this the new intro for the inevitable Three's Company reboot?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I had an opportunity to ride on a Segway but it was the early Segways and I was about 99% sure that I exceeded the weight limit. I didn't try it. And quite frankly I wouldn't ride one at all because there's just too much that can go wrong.

  • Tigerh8r

    Our old (ex) CEO wanted to buy some for people to move around the facilities easier, and keep people from using the company vehicles for short distances. I told him I couldn't wait to see him ride one, and he laughed and said he wasn't going to ride one. I said, "Why? Would you find it humiliating?" He stared at me for a long moment and then said, "Fine, no segway's then."

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I thought I would be watching less than agile man trying to catch a Segway that would be moseying along... but I have no qualms against the guy, that thing flies!

  • Andyman7714

    That thing was looking for a gun!

  • Douchy McDouche

    Segway 5 is a aliiiiiiive!

  • Mark

    No dis-assemble!!

  • Bling Nye

    Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    INPUT! Need more INPUT!

  • Tigerh8r

    Darn thing tried to steal his helmet too!

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