Lazy Levels At Max: Sea Lion Just Rolls Back To Ocean After Chasing Away A Rival

November 16, 2018


This is a short video of a sea lion that, after spending all his energy chasing a rival male off his stretch of beach, just rolls back down to the water like a child down a grassy hill. Or like me down the stairs to my parents' basement to play video games and avoid my extended family after having too much to eat at Thanksgiving. Unlike mine though, this sea lion's trip didn't end with a hole in the wall and an uncle driving it to the veterinarian.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Maddie, who informed me it's her birthday today. WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY, where's the cake?

  • abcdefgjklmnopqruvwxyz

    You can tell it is deathly tired by the way it doesn't take the chance to snack on those dumb, two-legged animals.

  • Tigerh8r

    That's my spirit animal!

  • Douchy McDouche

    Nothing to see here. Just a ninja seal applying sand camo.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Gross. It looks like my ex wife.

  • snook3r

    Aww, lookit them humans playing with da seals

  • Ghost Pirates

    Loose seal! Loose seal!

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