Jimmy Dean Sausage Scented Holiday Gift Wrap

November 20, 2018


This is some sausage scented holiday gift wrap from Jimmy Dean. In order to score some you have to submit a Jimmy Dean sausage including recipe to their Recipe Gift Exchange and request the paper as your reward (or a glass sausage tree ornament, chef's apron, or vinyl holiday music record). Unfortunately, it looks like everything but the ornaments have already been claimed (not sure if they're re-upping or not). That's a shame too, because I've been looking high and low for the perfect wrapping paper that would made shredding all the gifts under the Christmas tree even more appealing to cats and dogs.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to Jess D, who agrees the best wrapping paper has been and always will be the funnies from the Sunday newspaper.

  • The_Wretched

    WTH does everything need an obnoxious smell these days? Stop the indoor air pollution. Marketers should be forced to live in tiny air sealed bubbles with their product ideas.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Gross. Sounds terrible.

  • Closet Nerd

    My youngest would LOVE this... he eats sausage every morning for breakfast
    My next youngest (4 y.o.) enjoys bacon, eggs and hot coffee for breakfast

  • Gingerbread

    1) Wrap your presents with this.
    2) Wait for the dog to get back in the house.
    3) Enjoy!

  • Jenness

    This is not going to end well and will be one of those marketing ideas that causes destruction.

  • Eric Ord

    Not to be rude but which friggin' marketing ideas are you thinking of that cause destruction?! Or are you just thinking of destruction?!

  • Jenness

    Asbestos, Crinoline, Olestra, Hydrogen Blimps..the Titanic? Think of the marketing behind those deadly things.

    Or what about the Bag O' Broken Glass, or Suzi's Syringes from WeHateKids Toy Company?

  • Tigerh8r

    I like those Jimmy Dean Sausage scented Tide Pods!

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Geekologie headline of the future: "Gotcha! Prank scented wrapping paper smells like sausage until you open your gift, then smells like flowers."

  • Eric Ord


    PS Who wants to smell my meat???

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