Holy Smokes: Massive Boulder Misses Mountain Climber By Inches

November 28, 2018

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Note: A very appropriate curse.

This is a short video from the Mount Spantik (aka Golden Peak) base camp in Pakistan of a massive disk-shaped boulder taking out the top of a tent before missing a mountain climber by mere inches. Now I'm not saying Zeus clearly doesn't want this man climbing that mountain, but I do know how to take a hint. Like right now I'm pretty sure my boss is hinting I should leave work early. "What was the hint?" He's in a meeting and won't see me leave.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Carlos E, who agrees these mountain climbers were clearly getting a little too close to a yeti's cave lair.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Holy shit... that dude now has a shitty hole...

  • Tigerh8r

    I need that audio clip of "Oooly Shit!" I need a ringtone for when my boss texts me.

  • Andyman7714

    In the whole video he dodges the boulder by diving over a cliff only to catch a mountain lion's tail which then grabs a mountain goat in it's claws which screeches so loud as they all go down that causes an avalanche as the guy lands on the original boulder and surfs down to safety. Meanwhile the rest of the camp got buried.

  • Bling Nye
  • Douchy McDouche

    God didn't pick up the spare that day.

  • Bling Nye

    There is no god, only Zuul.

  • Toby Trombley

    I just noticed it was in Pakistan. Must have been a suicide rock trying to meet Allah.

  • Bling Nye

    That wasn't even the only boulder coming down on that camp, you can see at least 2-3 others big enough to seriously maim/end you that are flying through the air... NOTHANKS.

  • Closet Nerd

    Thought it said, "....massive dick-shaped boulder..."

  • Nicholas Conrad

    If you saw that boulder, and thought 'dick-shaped' made sense, I suggest you seek medical attention.

  • Bling Nye

    Well, he did almost get fucked.

  • Ollie Williams

    We all see what we want to see.

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